JammerJaw's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Great Destiny Man]

That was great.

This is what Samurai Jack would be like if it were remade for Adult Swim.

[Dream Adventure!]

Your call is very important to us.

Hi, I'd like to comment on Emptygoddess's flash entitled "Dream Adventure!".

... Yes, I'll hold.

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Hello? Good day to you sir. Yes. I'm calling because I'd like to leave a comment on Emptygoddess's flash...

Err, yes. That is the reason why I called. See, I..

What?

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Well, I don't see what that has to do with anything.

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No, I just wanted to leave a comment on her flash. Why is this such an issue?

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Okay. But my lawyer had taken care of that already, so...

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He told me they dropped the case.

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Yes. But I just want to leave a comment. Is there anyone else I could talk to?

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Cynthia? Yes. Let me talk to Cynthia please.

Yes, I'll hold.

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Hello, Cynthia. I'm calling today because I'd like to leave a comment on Emptygoddess's flash entitled "Dream Adventure!".

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Yeah I'll hold.

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Uh, huh. Uh huh, uh huh. Okay.

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Err, okay. I already discussed this with the other guy.

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I... guess that's his name. He didn't tell me his name, so...

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Yeah, and I told him that my lawyer had already taken care of it, and the judge dropped the case. I just want to leave a frikin' comment.

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Well, it's hard not to be short with you guys when you waste 30 minutes of my time talking about useless crap, when all I want to do is leave a comment on Emptygoddes's flash. Is that so hard?!

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What?! You're going to hang up on me?! I just want to leave a motherfu- hello? Hello?!

I don't believe this.

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Hello? Yes. I'd like to comment on Emptygoddess's flash entitled "Dream Adventure!".

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*sigh* Yes. I'll hold...

Emptygoddess responds:

Really. We're not on the phone with each other. Nor do i have a secertary. That would be nice though.

[Sprite TV 2]

Awesome!

Dude. The Easter Egg is fucking hilarious!

[Stamp on the Ground]

This is awesome.

I giggled like a school girl when I first saw Kumatora and Duster, and I definitely didn't expect to see Miguel and Tulio.

[Tarboy]

I doubt I can say something you haven't heard, but

This is truly a masterpiece. It's something I could see in the movie theater before the film starts. The music was absolutely brilliant, the voice acting was among the best I've ever heard on this site,the story was unique, and the animation was flawless. All in all, you've created something truly beautiful, and I look forward to anything else you come up with.

[LoL: Oh Yes And Spiders]

So there's this guy.

Yeah, so I've seen a lot of videos on Newgrounds, mostly comedy, but this one's the funniest.

Yeah.

Well it's just that the humor was really unique. And the voice acting was top notch as well, especially Sprite's. Yeah, I'm a Sprite fan.

What's that?

Oh, okay, then I'll let you go. Yeah, definitely see it. It's called the Legend of Link Oh Yes and Spiders. Yeah, that's literally the title. Yeah, I know, weird name, but it's worth watching. It's pretty long too, so more jokes all around.

Alright. Love you too. Bye.

Huh? Dinner? What'd you want? Okay, I'll get us some Mexican then. Alright, see you tonight. Bye.

Emptygoddess responds:

I uh... well...

uh...

please don't have dinner with an imaginary me? That's creepy.

[Egocaptured]

Sanitizer hypotherma needle.

That's the best and the funniest Bill Cosby impression I've ever heard.

[Facebook Twitter]

Whaaaaaat?!

Yeah, that's pretty much how it is. That's why I quit Facebook.